Jay Colbert Goes Back 2 School
It’s official!!! I’m a student once again. My dreams of: wild college parties with hot chicks getting wasted like there’s no tomorrow, binge drinking while simultaneously hitting the big ganja bong, playing naked twister with the Dean’s naughty daughter, playing pranks on campus security, fraternity pledging being someones biaouch for a week wiping some jocks crack for him with my socks just so I could proudly bear the name “Alpha — ——”, big ten football at the shoe … have still not come true yet.
I am excited to announce that I am currently pursuing my Associates Degree in Business at Indiana Wesleyan University. I am taking online courses through IWU’s LEAP program. I never would of thought in a million years I would be going back to school at this time in my life. I still will be releasing “Jay Colbert 4 $ale” by the end of this year. Plus, I have some other projects in the works that I will speak on in the weeks to come. Thanks for reading my blog fellow students, I’ll have more on my exploits next Tuesday.
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Jay Colbert